a ludicrous night of

ME!!! lol!

i've did many stupid things today. (even this sentence sounds stupid)
one of the most prominent ones was dinner.
ate at romansa and ordered a "nasi goreng kimau".
as usual, spicy. my iced tea wasn't enough to relief me of my suffering. and so was my friend.
we asked for 2 "ais kosong". few minutes later he came with a tray of 2 glasses of ice cubes.
we waited for a jug of water to hover over the glasses and pouring in the goodness.
he left. no water or anything.
stupefied. FUCKING WEIRD.
ok fine. just some miscommunication.
didn't mean to insult him or anything, we just let it go.
yep. 2 glasses of ICE CUBES only.
but, suffered too much, we did ask for water.
he came to us. looking pretty concerned with our dog panting, tongue stuck out face.
we asked, "bang. air kosong."
"air apa?"
"air kosong. takde perisa"
"oh... air puteh..."
"ha. apa-apa la"
he stuttered back, "oh ho. ma'alish ya."
i swear he looked at the 2 glasses of ice cubes before he stuttered that.
few minutes later, on a tray, our savior.
ONE FUCKING GLASS OF WATER.
WHAT THE FUCK!!???!!
i thought,"how much dumber can you be?".
and reflexively, i chuckled.
but i seriously didn't mean it!
no, joking. was really meant as a rolling-on-my-ass laugh.
common sense dude...
2 glass of just ice cubes and 2 panting people.

ok. i know i'm bad at story telling but whatever.


next breaking news!
i've just brought in some dude between me and her.
just hope this guy is the right one to clear this up.
and she still ignoring me.

and a nightwalk along the mediterranean sea was breathtakingly beautiful.
throw away the annoying arab dudes and alexandria would be perfect.